Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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