I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
