doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How does it feel to date your dad?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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