The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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