Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I looked at my own cervix.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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