I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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