Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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