sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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