Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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