you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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