My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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