I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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