windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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