I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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