I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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