True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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