Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My cat gives me a boner
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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