So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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