Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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