Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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