plz talk dirty to me
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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