I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My hand turned me down
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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