Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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