you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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