Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have already put on my inside pants.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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