I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Say something about gay babies.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Randomize
