i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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