Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.