But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.