Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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