I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
well you can't waste a boner
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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