His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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