Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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