I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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