wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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