office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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