You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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