I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We got so high we made milksteak
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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