how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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