There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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