I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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