why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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