I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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