On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
