are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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