I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Can vaginas get frostbite?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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