Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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