I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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