If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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