just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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