google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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