Well apparently he's into motor boating.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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