I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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