Don't you send me to vm
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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